pheromones

after umass last night, dimes and i went to the monkey bar after we picked up her heidegger friend. heidegger was interested in dancing, but no way do fine ladies like us pay a five dollar cover charge. as you may expect, we got in anyway and encountered a mostly empty bar with a few exceptions of 5 umass joeys. one of them was wearing a shirt that said 'scent to bed'. he approached dimes and i, and without any hesitation we told him to go to smellmeand.com. we tried to explain to him that some men enjoy the vagina scent and he may want to inquire about this ridiculous product. he felt uncomfortable with our bluntness and responded with 'what the fuck, do you want to smell dick?'





all of this reminds me of this guy i went on a date with last weekend. he was getting pretty ridiculous, taking me out for indian food, and spilling shit all over me. he wants to be a real estate agent and is really into spiderman. it's like some cameron diaz romantic comedy. boys are whack.


-lindy