irreplaceable

what an exhausting day. i showed Mountain Cougar and Deputy Dimes around the beach house, from basement to attic, explaining in a hushed tones how an angel had come to me and i had obeyed him and taken up with a ditchdigger and spent all my savings on a plot by the sea, and the ditchdigger dug the foundation and slept in a tent with me, but then i threw him over for a bricklayer, and the bricklayer made love to me in the tent and put up the walls, and then i took up with a carpenter and he did all the carpentry work and shared my bed, but then i threw him over for a plumber, who slept in the same bed as the carpenter but did all the plumbing, only to be replaced by a roofer, who both made love to me and laid my roof with concrete tile but was eventually replaced by a mason, who roughcast all my walls and ceilings by day and slept in my bed by night, until i took up with a cabinetmaker, who made all new furniture in return for my bed, and i essentially fastwarded many nights into one, and with nothing but a bed and clear-cut goal, built myself a house. here it is!




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