huge storm waves

but its cool i like to be a star - mountain cougar

whteva

oh gurlz, so my cougar fur turned 21 not too long ago and i though i was rolling! you know got wasted on the subway went to a party met a dude, knew we were hitting it off, talked about stupid shit to him gave him my number and hugged him hard good bye. spent bout a week sittin on it gave him a call and NO CALL BACK! whats this paris shit. no way, i am takin it with loose lindy and hittin the high street looks like ill be sniffin around a little more horny goat weed soon enough. BUT 4REEEEL, Lindy you really movin? movin up for sure, but movinout? and Dimes, met some dude from new orleans, he was a freak, but he kept trying to do it to things, which you know i thought was pretty cool.

best picture taken at spash mountain, EVER

-<3
DIMESSS

ill give you a vice guide to sex

okay?
call me.
-DIMES

let me know that your booty is really real

i miss my girls.  we can make you do wrong, and sometimes we can make you do right- that is what hotchix96 is all about.  we can show you happiness, and it feels real good.  they give me a real happiness just thinkin' about their simply beautiful effectual insides.  

i was livin in the green mountains getting closer to tenderness, but i've decided to break the streets of west philly now.  i've been working for the man, but i'm leaving today to take his money and then do my loose lindy thang again.   more farming and making love, and all of that hippie shit that i secretly love because it feels so good.  

i am thinking about moving again though because the boys can't handle my shit out here.  it's like a baby holding a nail gun, they just can't handle it.  i'm on fire.  now i gotta get dirty and check out the farm down the st.

LOVING YOU

LL

so much has happened since the hotchix of 96 disbanded! i was taken pornohostage for a while and lived in a commune in new orleans. seeing the videos MC posted made me miss my NOLA bf. :(

-its been too long!
love,
dimes
p.s. youre looking reallly cute today

if you dont get it yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep3KPLNFj3Y&feature=related

xxx holla ladiz

cougs

if you dont get it yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep3KPLNFj3Y&feature=related

not quite gay pari

so an you SHOULD know im cruizn the strrets in paris now, or the area around, cause hampshire just got too small and my girls are getting toooo big. i know what ur thnking, its mountain cougar here talking who must her girls be. well hell they got to be those hot chicks who use to live in 96 looseling and dddimes. well thats true, but the babbies i am talking about right now and you know what i am talking about and those are my titties. damn there gettin so big i was tell this boy i was bangin on the side a while back that theyre so big. not so big that they get in my way, cause my way is the high way. but they are so big i got to be careful walking around corners real fast. you know theyere getting so big cause i am living in paris and what do they got in paris but cheez and what is cheez made out of but booby juice and let me take a moment to holla back to an eairlier post about a horney goat if you chevre what i mean. so my titts are so big i had to move out of my apt into a bigger one. i am not even in paris city limits any more. first i got to hot for hampshire now im too hot for paris im livin in st.ouen area code 9340-69. may not be 96, but you get what im going with. ya things might be a little dry right now but my babbies need so time to get aquainted. and a shoot out to my other milk makers, girls i'd sell my boods fpr yours anyday. xxxxxxxxx MC

DREAM ON

hampshire is obviously not small enough because i saw two super hot guys that i have never seen before and i don't know there names.  that will change pretty soon though because something that hotchix96 has got is a GPS radar intergalactic QT system that pretty much has a range of forever and battery life of a whale.  

I CAN"T BELIEVE I AM BLOGGING WHILE ROSE IS TAKING OFF HER PANTS RIGHT NOW

-loose linday

man of the year

i love naps

i just dreamt about putting 206 million dollars in my panties.

-loose lindy

cali4nia

loosey lindy, tiny tears

shit has been awesome and gnarly at home. my girl tiny tears and i have been rockin' it. today was reading in the sun, and yesterday i roughed it on the plane last night and met her at a boxing bar by my house. i had two glasses of tap water and got tired and then went for a holiday ale at another place. both places were designed similarly- with the intent of attracting wealthy 20 somethings to 40 whatevers. among the various pairs that we encountered, bob kent and scotty were among the most ridiculous/memorable to come by. their beer tasted like pizza, they produce independent movies, both mumbled something about fucking like friends. to make their embarrassing embarkment short, scotty said to tiny tears "if i didn't have this six week girlfriend, you and i [moved his hands back and forth from him to tiny tears] would be together". i essentially puked and spilled my chocolate beer on him. woops.


i think this blog is a place to recognize brilliant women. someone i would like to recognize as an amazing woman is tiny tears' mom.

she is wise wise wise wise. if you don't believe me, find me and we can call her and talk to her about everything and anything. she also makes the best applesauce in the world so i nominate her also for best mom who makes awesome applesauce.

WTF mirror images on photobooth.
nonetheless
860-987-6624 if you want a tour of the USofA or some sex, I'm sure he'd oblige you.

Love,
Dimess

not so missed connections

After a day in bed, red eyes scanning the computer screen and sweaty fingers pounding the keys trying to produce a Div III introduction what does one do? Go to Club Rain in Springfield? Why not?!

I was unattractively reclining in bed, sans pants and old tshirt when my room was invaded by girls, dressed in their slut regalia, pounding beers to "pre-game" for a night of being hit on by Axe drenched horny dudes from Hartford who have Pilgramaged all the way to the fine city of Springfield hoping to get laid.

I was assigned DD which is fine. But by the time we got there and men who were badly in need of a teeth brushing (No, people of the world, you cannot subsitute a tic tac for a toothbrush!) were doing an impression of dancing that was far too similar to just straight up humping unsuspecting girls. I was far too sober to handle half mast penis against my leg. And PS to the creepy guy who danced with me for one song too long, when I said, "hey, I have to go find my friends.. see ya!" that didn't mean "yeah, so now that you're pretty much my boyfriend why don't we meet up later". Ugh. Come on!


Oh and my favorite was the guy who came up to me as I was leaving.

"Hey, I've been in clubs for years and I think you're a phenomenal dancer"

"Um, great."

"Can I buy you a drink"

"No... I am leaving."

" Can I get yr number?"

"Um, no..I'm from Peru and I am only in the US for a few more days.. I dont have a phone"

"Oh! Well let me give you my number and I'll show you all around America.."

He takes a napkin and writes "Anthony", his phone number and then the word "Peru", mysteriously with a tilde over the "e".

In case I forgot where I was from?

LOL.
I'm not from Peru.

I have to go back to work!
Love,
Dimes

date for the soccer game

when i was young, i had the same grand ideas about myself as they have and for a while i thought all i needed, to be handsome, was a pair of sandals- the open kind, made of only a strap and sole. and a pair of purple socks to go with them, so i bought the sandals and my mother knitted me the sock and i made a date for a tuesday at the lower tavern.

so there i stood examining the metal fitting around the keyhole until i felt ready to move in for the lineup, and even though the lineup turned out to be from the previous week, i read it through again because i'd felt my right purple sock and sandal sick into something large and wet, and i didn't have the courage to look down. anyway, i read it through again all the way to the end, where my name was, and when i finally did look down, i saw that my sandal, the open kind with only a strap and a sole, had sunk into a large dog turd so i tried reading the lineup through yet again, slowly, name by name, all eleven names on the second team, and then my name as substitute, but when i looked down i was still standing in that awful dog turd. and when i looked up, who should i see coming out of his gate but the boy i had the date with, so i undid the strap, pulled my foot out of the purple sock, and left sandal and sock.

pheromones

after umass last night, dimes and i went to the monkey bar after we picked up her heidegger friend. heidegger was interested in dancing, but no way do fine ladies like us pay a five dollar cover charge. as you may expect, we got in anyway and encountered a mostly empty bar with a few exceptions of 5 umass joeys. one of them was wearing a shirt that said 'scent to bed'. he approached dimes and i, and without any hesitation we told him to go to smellmeand.com. we tried to explain to him that some men enjoy the vagina scent and he may want to inquire about this ridiculous product. he felt uncomfortable with our bluntness and responded with 'what the fuck, do you want to smell dick?'





all of this reminds me of this guy i went on a date with last weekend. he was getting pretty ridiculous, taking me out for indian food, and spilling shit all over me. he wants to be a real estate agent and is really into spiderman. it's like some cameron diaz romantic comedy. boys are whack.


-lindy

attn umass

So the 9th floor is full of less than spectacular looking dudes and chicks wearing pajama pants and ugg boots.(god, I'd be wasting my breath to make a comment on anachronicity, but damn!)
What's the deal? Let's work something out.

love,
dimes

a picture is worth a thousand words

UMASS+ ND623L5A3 Folio


ya'll smart, you figure out what happened..
love,
dimes

are you cheese? don't get too close or you will melt

this weather is kind of a bummer for looking cute. but i am wearing panty shorts today anyway. also, i think it is amazing when my girls cougar and dimes make winter feel like summer with their banging bodies. even with black winter coats, they look ellusive and magical. people encounter them on powdery snow paths, and they look like sex videos veiled by wool coats.




also i am thinking about purchasing a portable fireplace from walmart. it's 39.99 and i would have a mantel for my books, hot teas and pot plant!

YOURS,
lindy

check IN check UP check CUMIN

(a studious boy)



so i know i have not been so active on the internet but in da social net i be bumpin! god, my gurlz loose lindy and dimes been so hot lately i got the fiz plant to turn off my heat. so it being the end of the semester and all and me having all this work to get done and big heavy boooks to read i been actin so hot, i am walking the stacks lookin for some hatties and the only babes worth bangin on the Znd floor is my reflection. there is this dude in my feminist fiction Lit class and he is so hot. i mean we all know anyboy takin a womenz center class is only doin it to be a totally hottie. but he is so hot he got these big glasses like my grandpa and he write papers about his mamma being naked. i think i will be bumpin in to him in the stacks - you 96 hotties know what i mean. I probs gonna be givin him my callnumber (HQ 12.F6815) !!!!

wet smooches,
Mountain Cougar

oh yes

<3lindy

burritos and california loooove

so many new updates that need to be made.

in short:

1. found condoms everywhere in all of cougars pockets (i wanted to borrow something sexy and i reached into all the pockets to find magnums, wtf!)

2. talked to an old love tonight and he is amazinggggg and i miss his amazingness

3. i hit on some guy for lone star today. i explained her situation with her bf, div iii, and her desire for a future with him.

4. woody has been missing, probably getting some wood though.

5. dimes, i know she went into town and probably got some digits.

6. sitting next to a literature babe right now. she is a poet and a hot lover.

7. can't wait to go back to cali and put on these:



.....and hang out with this guy:



yours truly,
lindy

yes,
dimes

penis power

3:37
"...this man won't even buy you...some shrimp from Long John Silvers, and what, the plate is what; 2.99? Well he can give you a mouthful of sperm and a rectum full of sperm.."

lol,
dimes

more stately mansions

Whilst doing it and sleeping in bed with various men has been fantastic, I must unhappily return to the salt mines from whence I came to write out my first div iii chapter.

Lindy has an idea that on the 9th floor at Umass there is an abundance of attractive and demoralized art students.. That's next on the agenda.

Thinking of div iii and about Cicciolina and I decided I just diversify my academic endeavors. Postcolonial/subaltern studies? How can I help the indigenous peoples of Nuñoa? Should I collaborate with the towns people and write a history of Nuñoa or should I start offering to make love for money for Nuñoa! butt sechs not books!

ps.
i'm learning stick shift!


love,
dime$$$

LOL! this bitch is for REAL! way to put your pussy where your mouth is babe! You're like the ho version of Cicciolina trick! (thx Jesse)





love,
dimes by proxy

....

i was very much with dimes in spirit today. she spent some of her hours working hard, wet and sexy on her div iii. i was napping, but i knew this and knew that she would encounter a man that measures ridiculous hotness. they even had the same shoes on! dimes, being the big brain beauty that she is (a winner of the rhode island teen pageant at the age of 17 also), was so engaged with her studies that he managed to slip away. she didn't have to go looking for him. he was something like a running wolf in the dark, impossible to find, but we know he will be back, howling on the cliff of her bed a night too soon.

cougar is mackin' it up with woody right now. they are both wearing plaid shirts and deciding on some scary movie to watch. they are trying to get me to join but it's pretty obvi that i would fall asleep.

cougar just came down and announced that lone star has the best make out music. i guess she is making out right now. even though lone star is lone star, she also has a boyfriend. someone is always getting it on in 96. hotness all around in 96 tonight.

my girls are soooo good and soooo hot!: and the power of spermicide

you know i just want to extend my gratitude to my girls loose lindy and depute
dimez. sees, they just the hottest chicks to me and they shout out how hot i am
it just feels so right. i am so glad lindy posted that last post- birth control
is very important i love birth control because i hate having babies. on the
note of sex, since it is world aids day - WORD show some respect! my prof made
a pretty hot comment today that she wants books when they get all sexy to talk
about a dude puttin on a condom. dat shit is hot if you know what i mean. i
think they should also write about all the chix shootin up spermicide because
we know that shits flyin off the shelves.

dime$ she is so hot her straight edge dude is always trying to talk to her on
the AIM and saying truths: see thats how hot i am talkin about. she dont even need my
spermicide

and loos lindy she was soooo loose and so hot today. she takes the library by
storm. she gets all deep conversation with some dude and he have to leave or
else we all gonna need some spermicide if you know what i mean

now me, mountain cougar. i just been thinkin lately how hot my body is. its so
hot. i dont even know what to say. i be wearing my wrangles all day and they
staying nice and tight. i am so hot two dudes at the music concert last night
asked to sit next to me, sure they moved after a while but that is only because
i was on fire!

xoxo,
M.C.

at this very moment

Loose Lindy is getting hitttttt onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn in library. Men from every direction. Everyone is drooling over her and sneaking furtive glances when she looks down..

good wood

dimes and i were suppose to go to umass today to work on project L.A.R.C.H. but i forgot that i have class until 7 tonight. we were going to start it at peoples market and work our way to the school store/umass student center. i'm being vague on purpose because i'm hoping the project will seem more alluring to our readers this way. anyway, the project in itself will be really exciting, plus it offers the possibility of opening our crush field by meeting more people.

kkjholyyyy siiiiit

i'm in the library right now and i just saw my sat. date walk by and i just hid. oh! and there goes dime. she is wearing a strawberry pink sweater today. if you see her, squeeze her butt and tell her it was from "mark". she will get really excited. especially if you tell her what kind of underwear she is wearing today. and the answer to that is lacy black ones- prob. a slim bikini cut.

last night cougar got this amazing call from her dad making sure she was on birth control. isn't that amazing? even her parents know what a bombshell she is and that birth control is the only real way of knowing that she isn't going to have 6 babies at the same time 3 months from now because her reproduction system is faster than your moms. guess how she upgraded it? hint: verizon wireless.

love ya, mean it-
loose lindy

oh shit! DIME$ is so hot. She so hot when her cousin called and asked how to see her naked and first Dime$, like all hotties do, she gave her a URL address and then said FUCK YOU and hung up. So then her cousin who is so not hot wrote her dis on the myspace:
"o, what was wrong with u that night? i thought we were family. u treated me as if i was a total stranger. i guess if thats the way u want thing to be i have to totally understand. iknow u are all grown up now and u been through alot of things in your life that words cant even explain. but i want to say sorry for everything that has happened but i will always be here for u. i will never forget the days we spent together. its just a shame things couldnt continue the ways they were. regardless of the situation and time and where ever u are at u can always call me . love always ur cousin, Vanessa C."

Mountain Coug

Light it up, light it up

Light it up, light it up
Smoke it up, smoke it up
Exhale, exhale
Now let's sex to the cut


Girl you got that sex weed
I just want to hit it all the time
Sex so good that it gets me high
Bring that home grown to me
Girl you got that fire weed
Light it up, let me take a puff
Of your sex weed


Is I'm tweekin (tweekin)
How did yo sex make me feel this way
Like i been smokin purple haze
Girl you got me blowed (blowed)
Just one look at you I've got contact
Can I get a pull of that
Girl your shit is the chronic
Cuz I can tell by the way you
Roll it up
Make a playa wanna smoke it up
Slow down for we choke it up
Sex give me the munchies
And now I wanna eat it up oh
We can do a shotgun baby and
Take a sip of patrone baby
Now we off in a zone baby
Our boys gettin it on baby
Got be feelin hazy baby
Silly baby, horny baby, flyin baby


Girl its like a dime bag dro (dro)
The way you movin that cush real slow
Got me floatin like a butterfly
Im so high, can touch the sky
I'm a bud head when it comes to you
Cuz Cant nobody drop it baby
Bounce it baby, stroke it quite the
Way you do
You got me buzzin off of that chiefin man
Girl you about to explode my brain
Doin it in the coupe
While we on them thangs
Sex weed about to drive me insane
Baby hands down you got that bomb shit (shit)
Since that first pull
I got this habit
I cant seem to quit (quit)
Baby im about to go up in smoke
Cause your sex weed aint no joke
So girl go ahead and light that dope
Im about to smoke it down to a roach



Can I get a hit of that baby
Girl I want your sex weed
All I want to do is get somewhere wit you
And fire that shit up
And then smoke it baby
Girl just let me blaze it
Pass that ooh wee to me
Girl im addicted to everything
That you do to me
Yor sex got me open baby
Let me hit that in the coupe (coupe)
Girl let me hit that in the jeep (jeep)
Girl let me hit that at the crib (crib)
Girl keep bringin me that heat (heat)



Let me hit that ooh wee, that sticky icky, your mary jane baby
That splash, that boo-boo, yo sweet Lucy baby
I just wanna get a hit of that, good sex weed yeah


Love,
Dime$

there was a technical error that erased my entry!

i talked about how lone star bled on her model project, and how i was in dimez' room. i'm still in here actually. i mentioned how it is always romantically lit, lovely and dim. i also said it was because she is soft like a goose down comforter (xxx comfy) but still sexy as mama santa.

i also wrote about my how i was able to intersect my life with girl talk's life. basically i just squeezed a bunch of life's lemons via the www.

oh yeah and i have a new pick up line that is guaranteed successful 90% of the time and it goes "hi, do you want to see my pot plant?". it was so successful! i got four people to come over. i didn't really feel like nailing it, but that is the second half that cougar and dimes is way better at anyway. next time we get together ill have to ask for their tips. if any of our viewers have methods they'd like to offer, i'd love to hear.

okay, HW time and then sexy time.

good night!
loose lindy

p.s. woody is talking to cougar about shaking his ass, and "not resolving the situation" during that "little second" in a "really intense court scene".

everyday

want to hear about my day?

hung out with Mountain Cougar and Woody at about midnight realizes how fcking attractive Woody and Cougar are. damn.


thought about the universe and looked through one of my favorite books, The Universe in a Nutshell.

the boy came over SUPER late and I think he thought I was a total nerdophile because I way weird just kept sputtering on about physics and richard feynman. Is that appallingly boring to everyone 'cept me? :(



woke up at 4 in the gddmn aftrnn! wtf!


gossiped with Lindy and Mountain Cougar.

really really loving Lindy as a house. everyone wants to come inside ;)


love,
dimes

what do you want do when you grow up? Fuck on video, duh!


love,
dimes

irreplaceable

what an exhausting day. i showed Mountain Cougar and Deputy Dimes around the beach house, from basement to attic, explaining in a hushed tones how an angel had come to me and i had obeyed him and taken up with a ditchdigger and spent all my savings on a plot by the sea, and the ditchdigger dug the foundation and slept in a tent with me, but then i threw him over for a bricklayer, and the bricklayer made love to me in the tent and put up the walls, and then i took up with a carpenter and he did all the carpentry work and shared my bed, but then i threw him over for a plumber, who slept in the same bed as the carpenter but did all the plumbing, only to be replaced by a roofer, who both made love to me and laid my roof with concrete tile but was eventually replaced by a mason, who roughcast all my walls and ceilings by day and slept in my bed by night, until i took up with a cabinetmaker, who made all new furniture in return for my bed, and i essentially fastwarded many nights into one, and with nothing but a bed and clear-cut goal, built myself a house. here it is!




<3333 loose lindy

c===========3

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MY GIRLS AT 96!!!!!

<3 loose lindy!!!

COMPERSION

What I love about Mountain Cougar is her insatiable appetite to hear others in the throes of passion. Maybe today she is too bored to be getting it on passionately, but she still has room her nasty mind to put an ear up to my wall and listen to me. I think it's empathy, really. That's amazing.

Let's not forget, this empathy is only matched my Loose Lindy's sexempathy. Lindy will actually come with pure sonic stimuli. She cums exuberantly every time I do. Love it.

This brings us to the word of the day:COMPERSION

The Polyamory society defines compersion to be "the feeling of taking joy in the joy that others you love share among themselves, especially taking joy in the knowledge that your beloveds are expressing their love for one another." [1]

This defines how the chix at 96 feel. The other side of the Jealousy/Empathy binary. When I get fucked, my girls feel it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compersion


love,
dimes

Report (sexport) from next door on that fox, DIME$ (and what i did today - totally hot!)

God Dimez is so fucking hot. I live next to her and I could hear her and that dude being getting sexxy and flirtting and shit. He would say something and then she would laugh, and since I am also hot I know that after she laughed she flipped her hair back bit her lip and showed a bit of her clit. Dimez is so hot. you wanna know how hot she is I woke her up at noon because she was still sleeping off her hot night (i woke up at 8, one hour after Dimez went to bed, because I am also so hot and i put on my hot ass wrangler jeans - loose lindy knows what i am talking about, they hug dem checks so nice. and i went to work on the farm, where i am by far the hottest chix, the other girls are from the springfeild special ed dpt. - but they're still pretty hot - I am just way hotter. and at work i had to move this horny buck in to a truck and he was all stinky and ready to stick it to some girlie goats and he got his nasty ass sexy goat sex juices on me. but thats ok, i am use to that kind of shit all up in me - all us 96 gurls are, because we are sooooooooo hot!!!!!! and when i got back to the farm and i was smelling like some hot sexy goat all the chick goats were trying to get with me because i smelled so hot. i didnt have time to shower either, so i still smell like a hot horny goat) so i woke up Dimez to help me with my spanish because she got one sexy spanish tounge and i am too hot to care bout that shit so she was helping me with my dormwork and i was sitting on her bubble gum pink sheets - soooo hot. and she was telling me all about that dude i totally heard her being hot with last night. Dimez she is so hot. she took all her cloths off and just had her titties and cashmere snapper hanging out and she made him keep his cloths on. because she is so fuckin hot that room would a caught fire!

love you babe$ mountain cougar

attention about my snapper

i got sexxy with ebay today. found some cashmere leggings that will officially make me the softest girl to have ever walked this campus.

i am still in disbelief about the extreme shortage of hot items on this campus. fortunately i am still able to exercise my acutely trimmed snapper. like today for example. action in the video carrel with my new friend.

talked to dimes about her night this morning, and it sounded so fucking good. he's the kind of man i like- the kind that will take off your clothes and your socks without saying a word because he knows what you want and how you want it. god i want someone to just ripp my socks off, dry hump me, and say oh baby at least twice.


maybe we could meet in the kiva?

<3loose lindy

UPDATEZ

z0mg!!!!!11!!


Love,
Dimes

mountain cougar lookin' slammin in the sexxxxy lingerie i bought her for her birthday. check out those bullets, check out those tits! that woman has the real deal tna- TITS AND ASS all over. something that i really appreciate about mountain's body are her glorious pits. it's almost as if there are three vagins secretly hiding in those warm sweaty crevices. i wouldn't be surprised because if you've ever been in her presence she is just so wet with sex all the time.

looking forward to the following sexciting events:
-three dates this weekend (umass, umass, amherst)
-new virgin colored sheets (egyptian cotton)
-lookin' good in my wranglers

will update you soon!
<3 loose linday

number one hotty start

I was sooooooooo hot today! I was hangin out with the hottyz in 96 and we were makin it steamy! One of the hotties I was with was totally waiting for some dude to show up and I was alone, but I was still so fucking hot. So i took her into my room and let her barrow one of my plaid shirts because they're fucking hot - I OWEN DAT SHIT. Now I dont know if this was before of after I gave my gurl that hot as shirt. But I heard the total dude next door bumpin uglies with some girl, who is pretty hot - BUT NOT AS HOT AS WE!!!!! Damn, my girl loose lindy, she is soooo hot, she had a date today but was being all hot all day she fuckin forgot so she didnt go but she was hot. Now, I am hangin out in Dimez room and its really hot, were just sucking on nuts. were so hot. I am also really tierd but I feel so hot right now I can't go to bed. luv ya MOUNTAIN COUGAR!!!!!